1. Supports my bad habits. I'm not talking about my nicotine addiction nor am I concerned about my first steps towards the 12 step program, but more so focusing on more serious habits like characterized prejudices, shit talking and school yard bullying of new employees. Stuff like that.
2. It's become a lifestyle. Really. We come, we sit and stay forever.
3. Chinese patrons who's sole reason for living are for our All You Can Eat Menu.
4. Our angry gay bartender. If there was a 1o things I love about Gyu, this would be replicated there as well. Big ups to Bobby, our new and cool, non confrontational soda machine.
5. Wretched hostesses two cents short of a dollar. And by cents I mean brains, and by dollar I mean actual intelligence.
6. Our bombardment of promotions, surveys, menus, shouting and dinnerware.
7. UNSECRET-SHOPPERS!!!
8. Not knowing our work schedule until actually being in that week of work.
9. Our break area consists of a bahama resort style straw chair, half burnt, two old Sake boxes and a booster seat.
10. Drunken IE bro/hypebeast baffoons reeking havoc after ingesting miscellaneous sums of 0.99 cent happy hour beer.
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